cat naps
19 NYC - future filmmaker, present con artist & retired monster under your bed.
likes include sweaters and cats and barack and english boys and whiskey

free-will-for-the-fallen:

nachosinthetardis:

maxhole:

if u dont think moaning is the hottest shit u can get right outta town

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*slow clap for the Harry Potter fandom*

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lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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knightscrest:

Ur what we in the scientific community call “a lil bitch”

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titytwochainz:

her: bae come over

me: i can’t i aint got no ride there

her: but im off my per-

me:

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fandomhopper:

HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS

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koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

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